lafiebre:


Look at that marvel of a coif. It looks like a pastry. A delicious, buttery pastry that probably has some of that creamy cheese inside that is one hundred percent artificial in composition. And that color is amazing on her. Forget breaking up a wedding. She should show up with a tiny pistol embedded in her handbag and shoot the minister who impregnated her long ago with a love child. It is soap opera at its finest. Soap opera and snacks.

This is the kind of gem you’re missing if you don’t follow Go Fug Yourself.

lafiebre:

Look at that marvel of a coif. It looks like a pastry. A delicious, buttery pastry that probably has some of that creamy cheese inside that is one hundred percent artificial in composition. And that color is amazing on her. Forget breaking up a wedding. She should show up with a tiny pistol embedded in her handbag and shoot the minister who impregnated her long ago with a love child. It is soap opera at its finest. Soap opera and snacks.

This is the kind of gem you’re missing if you don’t follow Go Fug Yourself.

  1. ohhvalencia reblogged this from lafiebre and added:
    this woman is flawless.
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